Sansa Snark: Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 6

Previously on recapping Game of Thrones… I mean, it was certainly an episode of Game of Thrones. That’s about the only non-controversial thing that can be said about what was either a masterpiece or the biggest crock of shit ever aired on television. This week, Sansa Snark presents…

Season 8, Episode 6: The Iron Throne

Only ~3000 more words to go before we can close the book on Game of Thrones forever. Who is sitting on the Iron Throne? What was the deal with that horse from last week? Was the true “Game of Thrones” the friends we made along the way? Let’s not waste anymore time!

Sansa Snark: Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 5

Previously, on recapping Game of Thrones…

This week, Sansa Snark presents:

Season 8, Episode 5: The Bells

EVERYONE DIED!? Whoa, crazy! And there’s been leaks that next week’s episode is just going to be 90 minutes of a black screen while Benioff and Weiss read the script for the pilot of Confederate? WILD.

Sansa Snark: Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 4

Previously, on recapping Game of Thrones… If you had your television’s brightness settings calibrated jussssssst right, you might have seen quite the battle between the living and the dead. This week, Sansa Snark presents:

Season 8, Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

Things pick up not long after where we left off. As you might expect, a lot of people are dead. Jorah: dead. Theon: dead. Edd: you may have forgotten because it takes place so early in the episode but, dead. Someone else who is dead is the Night King, and let’s just get this out of the way before I go on a prolonged rant and burst a blood vessel in my forehead: there’s no further explanation of what the whole deal with him was. The Night King was (at least for now unless they spend the entire series finale delving into it) just an evil guy on a TV show doing evil things because he’s evil and evil guys on TV shows do evil things.

Sansa Snark: Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 3

Previously, on recapping Game of Thrones… They spent the entire CGI budget on this episode, so by necessity, last week was nothing but an hour of glorious talking. This week, Sansa Snark presents much less talking in:

Season 8, Episode 3: The Long Night

Well. That sure was an episode, huh? An hour-plus of Game of Thrones at its most action-y that was about 39% well lit, 82% coherent, and 100% tense from start-to-finish.