Jeremy Reviews Subway Ads: ‘SMILF’

The New York City subway system is lousy with advertisements. This is one of them:

SMILF, a show about a single mom trying to navigate the many trials and tribulations of single motherhood. It’s created by and starring Frankie Shaw.

Jeremy Reviews Subway Ads: ‘Dragon Ball Super: Broly’

The New York City subway system is lousy with advertisements. This is one of them:

Dragon Ball Super: Broly, the latest feature-length film in the greater Dragon Ball universe, and the first done in the Dragon Ball Super timeline, or lineage, or whatever. See, as I understand it, while Dragon Ball Super is an anime that features a lot of the same characters, it is a wholly different series from the likes of say Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, ReBoot or Garfield. Let it be known: I LOVE AND COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY, 100% KNOW AND RESPECT ALL OF THE ANIMES (pronounced ah-knee-mays.)

Jeremy Reviews Subway Ads: Halloween

The New York City subway system is lousy with advertisements. This is one of them:

Halloween, a new entry into the storied horror franchise, in which Michael Myers returns home again 40 years later to wreak havoc, again. You would think — due to this being like the 35th Halloween movie — that that should read “wreak havoc, again again again…” etc., etc., so on and so forth. But, this Halloween is actually a direct sequel to Halloween that ignores everything else in the Halloween series, including Halloween. Following? Good.

Jeremy Reviews Subway Ads: “This Is Us”

The New York City subway system is lousy with advertisements. This is one of them:

“This Is Us,” a critically-acclaimed and commercially successful drama on NBC that hops back-and-forth through time to mess with your emotions. Sterling K. Brown, Milo Ventimiglia, and Mandy Moore headline an ensemble cast that give outstanding performances, a statement I can only assume is true seeing as the show won a Screen Actors Guild award for “Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series.”